fabkebab:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

(Source: tightvaginas)


jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

(Source: laurentmelanies)

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania)

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(Source: umplify)